What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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